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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2210: Coog Your Enthusiasm

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2016

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss Andrew's plan to crash a public radio conference in Phoenix this week, including his questionable lodging situation. Plus, how to find your inner Bill Murray and not worry about male pattern baldness. And, week 2 of No Point Conversion finds the boys less than jubilant.

Special thanks to Anthony Bedoya and Yao Yao Chen for supporting today's show!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I am going to be your new boss.

0:03.0

It's my greatest dream come true.

0:06.0

Welcome to the hotel hell.

0:08.0

Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never.

0:11.0

Does my room have cable?

0:13.0

No.

0:14.0

And the sheets are made of fire.

0:16.0

Can I change rooms?

0:17.0

Sorry, we're all booked up.

0:19.0

Hell convention in town.

0:21.0

Can I only check out?

0:22.0

I'll have to talk to the manager.

0:24.0

Do you not?

0:25.0

The manager or even in your own fancy?

0:28.0

I'm the owner.

0:30.0

The co-owner.

0:32.0

With Satan.

0:33.0

Okay.

0:34.0

Just so I understand that in your wildest fantasy,

0:38.0

you are in hell.

0:40.0

And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.

0:44.0

You haven't haven't told you my salary yet.

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