Episode #2208: Songs In The Key Of Don't

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins the show from Portland, where he's dangerously high on coffee. He and Andrew discuss whether they'd use a solid gold toilet, if given the opportunity, and why the iPhone's new gif service is creating some NSFW headaches.

Thanks to Anthony Bedoya and Yao Yao Chen for supporting today's show.

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0:00.0	We have an amazing relationship. We both have so much in common. We both love soup and we love the
0:08.6	outdoors. We love snow peas and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever
0:23.2	and still find things to not talk about.
0:27.7	TVTL!
0:34.8	So many impressive moments. You're active in a fraternity. You've
0:38.1	streaked it for baseball games. You've broken an arm falling off the house. You've
0:42.3	even made the wall of shame at a full again. Do not put that on the imaginary
0:46.8	reader show. What? You don't like Farts? Is that what it is? You're gonna sit
0:51.1	there and tell me Farts aren't funny. Look me in the eye and tell me Farts aren't funny.
0:56.0	I love, I love fart jokes. Hey I learned a lesson here but I hope you all have too
1:01.7	about the vitality of shared experience. We will all remember this moment for the rest of
1:07.3	our lives. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was stupid but it was also theater.
1:13.7	Welcome to a theater of the mind and earballs.
1:22.5	Known as a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:29.2	Hey everybody, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host coming to you from the Rose City,
1:36.0	aka the Bay City Portland, Oregon and the Hotel Deluxe broadcast suite here located in.
1:43.7	I think we're on the edge of the Pearl and something called Goose Hollow.
1:50.4	So anyway that's where the show comes from. Today it's episode 2,208 in a collector series
1:55.4	beautiful blue skies here in Portland, Oregon and lots to talk about including
2:02.9	a conversation about the solid gold toilet that has finally made its way to the Guggenheim
2:12.7	in New York. I had one question and one question only when I read this story.
2:18.2	Is it a functioning toilet? Can you utilize this presumably multi-million dollar installation
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