Episode #2204: Turn In Your Wings And Your Mustache
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2016
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Luke finds himself in Chicago, "elbow deep in Japanese candy." He and Andrew discuss the new movie that reinvents to story of Sully Sullenberger, why Luke had to use a "germ Jacuzzi", and the pros and cons of Apple's new wireless earbuds. Plus, Music For Your Weekend!
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, every day at around 2.30, my armpits get sweaty. |
| 0:04.0 | Okay. |
| 0:05.0 | And I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question. |
| 0:08.0 | But one day I had to say, who cares? |
| 0:10.0 | I have swampy armpits, and I'm going to answer all the questions I want. |
| 0:13.0 | I'm swampy and I'm proud. |
| 0:15.0 | Tina, where are you going with this? |
| 0:17.0 | I'm saying just because you think something is embarrassing doesn't mean you have to be embarrassed by it. |
| 0:21.0 | We all have our swampy pits. |
| 0:23.0 | Why swampy pits is swampy pits? |
| 0:25.0 | Mm-hmm. Have you tried dad's deodorant? |
| 0:27.0 | It's like military grade. |
| 0:28.0 | He gets it on the dark web. |
| 0:30.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:36.0 | I'm a man of few words. |
| 0:38.0 | But those words will count, and so will my actions. |
| 0:41.0 | You like are definitely... |
| 0:43.0 | You're the real thing that a lot of people say. |
| 0:46.0 | So, do you think if you weren't, I mean, if you were less fake, |
| 0:49.0 | do you think you would be, or you could, or you have a desire to? |
| 0:52.0 | If you feel uncomfortable at any time, give me the sign. |
| 0:56.0 | I keep losing at games, and I don't want to make a deal anymore. |
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