Episode #2203: Spare The Curtain Rod, Spoil The Child

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke is taking over KUOW's Twitter account today, and he's not sure what he should do with his new found power. Meanwhile, Andrew might be a dog. Or maybe not. They discuss the naming conventions of Rambo movies and advice from the New York Times on how to pick the fastest check-out line.

Special thanks to Dan Nicholson and Christian Mckee for supporting today's episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Jay, my new film is a mix of action and comedy.
0:03.8	It's called McBain, Let's Get Silly.
0:07.1	Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
0:12.2	That's the joke.
0:13.9	The film is just me in front of a brick wall from an hour and a half.
0:18.1	It cost 80 million dollars.
0:20.8	How do you sleep at night?
0:22.8	On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
0:26.8	Just asking.
0:27.8	TVTL.
0:37.8	Sorry.
0:44.3	Sorry, this is actually never happened to me.
0:46.8	I hated the karma with his wee B.D. eyes.
0:50.8	And that smug lick on his face.
0:52.8	Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken.
0:56.3	Do you ever kind of look at each other and go,
0:58.6	aren't we a couple of dapper dans?
1:00.8	Would you say that to Tom Puddy?
1:02.3	I don't really know how to end this conversation.
1:05.3	So, high five.
1:13.8	Okay, here we go with a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL,
1:18.6	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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