Well, I guess it's official. We're now on Facebook. I really wasn't sure about this at the start

But then a friend of mine said something that just made all kinds of sense. She said think about more as a conversation

I like that

But I'm already finding out on my own. So it's wiping the walls out between you and me, and I really like that

It allows us into each other's worlds or I guess in my case

hotel room

When I think about things I want to post I want to post cool stuff slick stuff neat stuff

But most of the stuff I'm going to post is going to be raw stuff like this

This is just who I am

So if this is truly a conversation

Then I say let that conversation begin

I must ask that small children leave good women have hurt their eyes and men take a step

Slug of circus whiskey behold the most hideous creature of all

This guy's intense big face big head big bald head

My needs some backup after everything that's happened recently

I want to make sure that what you're about to do isn't not well thought out got throw something on you see if it feels good

Okay, this is what I would do. I would start with a joke joke Vince Vaughn quote

Obviously swingers or crashers Fred Claus. I hope nobody is offended by this

I mean we were not offending we are

We're drunk and we're trying to be serious. The only thing that's nice about this is even though it's a Tuesday

It feels kind of like it's a Friday

I guess you could say today is my Tuesday. Hey everybody

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