All right everybody welcome to game night tonight. We're going to be playing risky settlers nights and allies of the Lords of Dominion of Earth

Pandemic edition start with picking a color and taking three cards up. We'll look at them yet. Now we roll the dice

Link you roll the two that means you get to roll the mega die

You roll the 14 that means you get three jumbo resource cards

Hey, don't look at him yet. Now we all grab items from the game chess that correspond to our item cards. I've got a crystal card

Okay, everybody provide two forms of identification one for you in real life and one for your character in the game

I've just got my license. Well, I guess we'll be playing with a rodent and trapman expansion pack then

Oh, you're Liz time to cut off your left pinky finger

Some people call it catfishing

Some call it to catch a predatory

In Jesus's day

It was called pulling a Judas. You know for me to say I wasn't a genius. I would just be lying to you and to myself. You're not even a real journalism

That's right. You seem like a real real down-to-earth dude

Implicitly you could absolutely implicitly trust me. I'm gonna bring a hundred and ten percent to the table on a daily basis

So one thing I would do is like this. Okay, that's great. God that was impressive. Thank you

Do you plan that out? Yeah, that's all scripted

All right, let's go off script right here right now at the top of this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live

taking the script

flipping it over

a little bit of lighter fluid on it

Lighting it on fire. Oh, that's a bad idea. I'm in a holiday in

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