Episode #2166: We Have The Right To Be Hellish

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2016

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew review the first batch of nominees for this year's TBTL Song of the Summer. (If you want to nominate a song, email andrew@tbtl.net.)

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0:00.0	My daughter told me a joke the other day and she tells great jokes. I've been doing comedy for 25 years
0:06.6	I know every joke even if I haven't heard it you start telling me a joke
0:10.4	I know I know how it's gonna work, but her jokes. I have no idea what's gonna happen. I have no idea
0:16.2	This is a joke. She told me the day she said
0:19.7	Who didn't let the gorilla
0:22.2	into the ballet
0:26.2	Into the ballet
0:28.2	Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet already? I love this joke. I have not heard this joke
0:35.1	This is a new joke for me who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet and I said who and she said just the people who are in charge of that
0:42.9	decision
0:44.9	This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the leprechaun
0:53.9	He told me to burn things.
0:56.9	It's a lot of things about me. You don't know anything about daddy. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.
1:03.9	Things you shouldn't understand.
1:06.9	I don't understand.
1:08.9	We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It was stupid, but it was also theater.
1:23.9	A theater of the mind known as a Tuesday afternoon edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:31.9	The vibes will be the illest and the jams, Narrodic.
1:35.9	We promise ill vibes, Narrodic jams, and we think an hour or so over the most entertaining imaginary radio you've ever heard.
1:45.9	My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:47.9	You know it's my fecalist in jail. I can eat whatever I want today.
1:50.9	It's not true.
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