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Good morning everybody, and welcome to the High Latif Human Civilization and maybe even

American history.

Happy Fourth of July to all Americans, and people who like Americans, I don't know why,

but you do.

And maybe you'll be in Americans someday too.

Who knows?

Good happen.

But today, if you would like to take your 4th of July experience to levels that have never

been seen by anybody in the entire world, all you need is a cup of rumour, a glass of

tanker gels, a canteen joke, a flask, a vessel of any kind, fill it with your favorite liquid

I like coffee, and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

It's the 4th of July, don't mean hit, you've been waiting for it, it's called the Simulty,

and stuff that happens now, ah, be light-full.

Alright, well, the news is a little bit slow, a little bit slow, so if we run out of things

to talk about and you still want to do a little more, I'll fire up a spaces so that we can

take some collars and talk about free will and is music a dangerous drug.

But that's only if we have time, let's talk about the news.

This is a big story, it doesn't seem like a big story, but I like to get this story

as early, before they grow into something big, and that's really what I'm famous for.

I'm famous for identifying things earlier than other people identify them, and here's

one, I don't think anybody's called this out yet.

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