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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization possibly robot

simple as a civilization but it's too early to know. Today will be a

Barnburn. There will be a whiteboard. A whiteboard? Yes. And single-sided, but still thrilling,

I think you'd agree. Now, would you like to take your experience up to levels that

nobody's ever seen and ever? Yes, you wouldn't. All you need for that is a

cup of margariglass, a tank of chelice, a thine, a canteen jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoying me now for the unparalleled pleasure of

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Well, I think you all, all you Americans know what tomorrow is.

That's right. Tomorrow would be the anniversary of the death of John Adams,

President John Adams. And Thomas Jefferson, a little known fact, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams

would have been great. They had been Nemesis, but then they became friends in later life and

allegedly when Jefferson was dying, he said Adams is still alive or was it the other way around.

Which way did it go? When Adams died, he said Jefferson is still alive.

It was Jefferson said Adams, or Jefferson still lives. And they died the same day. Yeah, amazing.

Well, anyway, let's talk about stuff. Do you want to make me see if I can make a billion

dollars sound like a small amount of money? Watch this. Here's the power of contrast.

Normally, if I said to you, hey, I'd like to give you a billion dollars.

Wouldn't you think that was a lot of money? You would, right? Because you'd be contrasting that

to what you already have. I'm going to make a billion dollars sound like not a lot of money now.

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