Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

Happy 5th of July. I hope you all survived the fireworks. Maybe you've got a sore foot,

or a sore hand, but I hope you've all survived with all your digits. If you need any extra

fingers or toes, I recommend AI. It has lots of extra fingers. I don't know why.

But if you like this experience to go up a level that nobody can ever anticipate, all you need is

a cup or a mug or a glass of tank or gel, so it's fine. I can't team Jagger Flask if that's

a little of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the

unparalleled pleasure that don't be being done in the day. The thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip and happens now. Go.

Ah, delightful. Well, Ben and Jerry's is, as you know, a very activist kind of an organization,

and Ben and Jerry themselves are very active. They tweeted this 4th of July. It's high time we

recognize that the U.S. exists on stolen indigenous land and commit to returning it. Learn more

and take action now. They give a link. Ashley St. Clair saw that tweet and tweeted it herself with

this comment. You stole the milk from cows to make your ice cream. Checkmate.

You stole the milk from cows to make your ice cream. Checkmate.

That's as close as you can get to a perfect joke. It's a perfect joke.

And what makes it perfect is it walks right up to the line of reality.

Because you know that there are probably vegetarians, right? I'm just guessing. I mean,

I don't know. But Ben and Jerry probably like to protect the animals. And here they've been

taken the animals milk and selling it for profit. That's just the best joke of the day.

All right. I'm going to ask you if you feel what I feel. Now, not in every way, of course.

But this is a zeitgeist test. The zeitgeist is that thing that we all feel but we haven't

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