Episode #2156: Slow Down, Dr. Demento

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew return to their favorite topic: Vacuum cleaners! Ones they've bought, ones they sold, and ones that crawl around the bottom of swimming pools. Plus, a song by a 1960s-era British band has Andrew mad at America for some reason, PBS is accused of lying about its fireworks broadcast, and SONG OF THE SUMMER 2016 IS ANNOUNCED!

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0:00.0	What do you want, Brennan? This is my online poker time.
0:02.4	I'm just gonna come out and say it. I'm ready to take on the Catalina wine mixer.
0:05.0	Oh, oh, slow down there, Speed Racer.
0:07.2	I know what it entails, and I'm ready to nail it. I want it.
0:10.4	Okay, I want the Catalina wine mixer.
0:12.2	Yo, yo.
0:13.2	Hey, demons!
0:14.6	Your brother wants a shot of the Catalina wine mixer.
0:16.6	I'm ready. I'm walking tall.
0:19.2	You think you're ready to run with the balls?
0:20.8	I've been earning and burning.
0:22.8	Snapping necks and caching checks.
0:24.8	Squirt, let's let him do it.
0:26.1	PAH!
0:27.0	Look, Brennan, here's the thing.
0:28.4	It's the Catalina wine mixer, okay?
0:31.6	Are you saying, pal? What are you saying?
0:34.2	It's the biggest helicopter leasing event
0:36.4	in the Western Hemisphere since 1997.
0:39.3	PAH!
0:40.0	What does he keep doing that?
0:40.8	T-B-T-L!
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