Episode #2155: Elbow Deep In Potato Salad And Hot Dogs

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew celebrate America's independence by hopping into a time machine and traveling back one year ago, when Luke found himself preparing for a lonely July 4th on the road.

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0:00.0	Well, I see you got them snakes and sparklers, but, of course, good stuff, man.
0:04.9	Good stuff. This is the good stuff. Snakes and sparklers.
0:08.7	Are you nuts, dude? You need stuff to explode! Go boom!
0:12.1	Why is that good?
0:13.6	So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman candles or screaming
0:18.4	memes? No. Oh, come on, man. You don't got no lady fingers,
0:21.6	buzzbuttles, sneaker bombs, church burners, gut busters, zippity-doodies,
0:25.1	craft flappers? No, I don't. You're gonna stand there,
0:29.2	owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling
0:32.8	bungholes, no splinters, whisker biscuits, honky
0:36.3	lighters, who's your do's, who's your don'ts,
0:38.8	cherry bombs, nips and daisers, with or without the scooter stick,
0:42.4	or one single whistling kitty chaser? No, snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.
0:49.5	T-B-T-E-L!
0:55.7	Oh, that's hell of a beautiful dog!
0:58.0	Oh, that's magical dog!
1:00.4	That's so splinter, oh, I can't contain myself!
1:04.3	I can't contain my joy now!
1:08.4	This is hell of a dog!
1:13.8	Happy 4th of July, Andrew!
1:15.6	Hey, happy 4th July to you too, Luke, I thought it would never get here.
1:19.0	Yeah, and then just like that, it was here.
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