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a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

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It's fun and exciting.

Today's one of those.

The news is more funny and interesting than tragic.

I don't like the tragic news.

So we're going to skip all the tragedies

and just talk about the fun stuff.

Do you remember that I told you that I

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