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Well the news is full of fun and exciting stories today about persuasion and

intrigue and mysteries and puzzles.

All good stuff.

If you like stuff like this, well, does anybody do this?

One of the funniest things for me is watching what Twitter puts in the trending box on the

right side of the screen if you're using the browser.

And sometimes they'll pair trending things that are funny when you see them together.

For example, this morning, at least for about five minutes, the following three things

were trending on Twitter, Lumer, Christie, Turd.

So Laura Lumer, Chris Christie, and Turd.

Now the funny thing about this is you automatically think it's about Amber, right?

Because she had that funny nickname, Amber Turd.

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