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Ah, that's pretty good. You know, there are some days with the news does not

deliver. And then I've got not much to do. But today the news is amazing. It's

like all fun and interesting stuff. Are you ready for this? All right. Number one

question. People asked after seeing the video of RFK Junior on doing exercise

with a shirt off. We're still talking about it. Which by the way was the most

brilliant, probably the most brilliant political play of the year. Just taking

you shirt off because he's running against somebody who's barely alive. That's a

pretty strong play. It was a strong play. And it totally worked. But some people

asked the following question, how is it possible to look like that when you're

nearing 70 unless you're doing some like steroids, right? Were you wondering

that? Were you wondering if he was doing something illegal? Well, I'll give you

a little insight on that. I was contacted by one of my normal Twitter

persons that I talk to a lot. And my Twitter friend said that he was the same

age and he looks the same within a shirt. So apparently there are at least two of

them. You know, it's somebody I trust. You know, somebody I've got a lot of

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