Episode #2152: That's A Tuner, Son!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Luke checks in once again from Ketchikan, Alaska, where he's waiting for his boat to come in. He and Andrew discuss another TBTL-related mystery that they regret bringing up, a 40 year old Twinkie, and Cleveland: City of Winners?

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0:00.0	May I help you?
0:02.0	Oh, hey, Rach, now bear with me.
0:04.0	I have to order for everyone.
0:05.0	Okay, I'll have one soy-large, one teeny tiny,
0:08.0	one teeny, teeny tiny.
0:09.0	I'm letted one plain Jane extra yum,
0:11.0	what the hell make it a double yum?
0:12.0	A baby, Joey, a midnight with a full moon,
0:15.0	holds the pumpkin.
0:16.0	A medium coffee, I need a heavy-d,
0:18.0	and a travel mug, please.
0:20.0	Two crazy Ivans, a soren's eye.
0:23.0	Also, I need a damn, and an iced damn!
0:25.0	A sneaky peat, a double-drip with a snip of whip,
0:28.0	and a frapp cap heavy on the...
0:30.0	Oh, and I forgot to order my own coffee.
0:32.0	Can I get a tadigs, which is black and extra strong,
0:34.0	and smooth, but also very sweet.
0:36.0	T-B-T-L!
0:42.0	That was really, really, really terrible, but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes.
0:49.0	It happens like once, or twice, or three times in every life,
0:56.0	or twice.
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