Episode #2151: Ketchikan't Isn't In My Vocabulary

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2016

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Luke is in Ketchikan, Alaska, overlooking a logging show and boatloads of tourists. He and Andrew discuss a very, very predictable outcome at a Tony Robbins seminar. Plus, the final installment of the season for A Song of Ice and Spoilers!

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0:00.0	Well, I'm Carl Drogo. I'm the call's brother. Well, you know, he was always more of the athletic
0:12.4	one. I'm more of what you might call a number sky. Yeah, sure, every little boy grows
0:18.5	up on to be a blood writer. Somebody's got to hold the advocate. You know what wins battles?
0:24.1	I was a little bit skeptical in the beginning. I said, Carl, she's far younger than you. She
0:33.3	comes from a different world. But I have to hand it to her. She's really taken an interest
0:41.2	in the culture.
0:42.2	T-B-T-L.
0:48.6	Oh, did you watch Game of Thrones last night? You missed the craziest episode this week.
0:53.8	Who would've been my man, Taiwan Lannisters? Taiwan Lannisters.
0:57.6	I want Lannisters to tell you all my men talking about. I'm taking his shit, yeah?
1:01.9	He said, I'm telling you, KILT! By his own, sir. What? The Dengos.
1:09.4	The Dengos.
1:10.4	But then the uncle got up and was all like, get out the way. I got this and he was all like,
1:13.8	ah, this is how we do it. So then, hot pie, that one boy, he got to drop at the end because
1:20.8	he cooked this little bread for the girl and she was like, I love this bread. It's so good.
1:24.4	So he's staying.
1:25.4	They think it's just my jam, my jelly, my peanut butter, and my peanuts.
1:28.6	All they say when it's coming, but I believe in what I see it.
1:33.4	Believe this, it's time for a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL, the show that just might
1:44.9	be too beautiful to live. Coming to you from the Cape Fox Lodge in Ketchukana, Alaska,
1:53.0	the salmon capital of the world. This is episode 2,151 in a collector series. My name is
2:01.2	Luke Burbank. I am your host. Lots to talk about on this Tuesday. The season finale of Game
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