Episode #2148: Grande Is The Loneliest Number

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2016

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Luke is in the middle of a grand adventure involving seaplanes, helicopters and watercraft of all kinds. He and Andrew discuss proper handshake technique, dubious coffee lawsuits, and a new TBTL rule.

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0:00.0	Hello, this is British Prime Minister David Cameron, and I would like to inform you that I like to listen to
0:07.8	two beautiful to life with Luke Beerbank and Andy Welsh. I particularly like to pick up tips on the correct way to
0:18.2	construct the strumming sandwiches.
0:20.2	Little bit.
0:21.2	TVTL
0:23.2	You can come to us with 16 quarters, 8 times and 4 nickels. We can give you a $5 bill. We can give you 5
0:32.1	singles. For 2 singles, 8 quarters and 10 times. You'd be amazed at the variety of options you have.
0:37.8	What do we treat ourselves to?
0:39.2	Clothes.
0:40.0	Treat yourself.
0:40.8	Fragrance.
0:41.4	Treat yourself.
0:42.0	Massage it.
0:42.9	Treat yourself.
0:43.5	Well, most of it.
0:44.3	Treat yourself.
0:45.0	It's the best day of the year.
0:46.6	The best day of the year.
0:48.2	Kind of just stop you real quick and just say, what a wonderful atmosphere you have here.
0:52.8	Well,
0:54.6	I was or fell on myself when I said, sometimes you eat the bar.
1:00.3	Sometimes the bar while you eat you.
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