I love my job. Oh my god. I want to do it forever, especially because this is a kind of job that I've gotten better at every art

And it's also the kind of job that you need to be fast on your feet. You need to be quick and you need to sort of

I don't even know what the word is

So look, why don't you download my blog? It's free. Of course we do

Appreciate donations. This person has something amazing, you know, maybe you're not

You see, yeah, you know, it's it's a little bit beyond your comprehension at this moment, but there's something great about that person

It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care. You know what I care about?

Artistry and you and my kids and polar bear couches. You're a messy little person, ain't you?

Look, man, you know your stuff, but you're like a crazy volcano. You have to show me you can bring it down a notch.

I'll bring it down a thousand notches if I have to.

We're going to bring it to exactly the amount of notches

That the people want and that the people need on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL

This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Hey, when you hear the most annoying sound in the world?

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I never do anything out of hunger.

Not even poor concrete.

Which I'll tell you about coming up in a minute. I have a weird life sometimes.

I mean, I people overused the term literally, but literally four minutes ago I was outside

At the at the business end of a concrete shoot, a cement mixer shoot, guiding cement into a giant long, huge trench in the ground.

And trying to explain to the cement mix operator driver man, which I think is his official title.

That's what said on his name tag, cement mixer truck driver operator meant.

Trying to explain to him, I have to go inside to record a podcast now, but my wife can write you a check.

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