Well, Sarah, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls,

where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked,

and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.

At the Apple Biscuit Cafe, where the smiles are free, don't you know?

Spinningquist studied the menu, and finally, he ordered the same thing he has every day.

What the hell's so funny?

TVTL!

I've been waiting for this moment for months, and it's finally here!

Oh, this is special! This is special!

What's the symbology there?

Oh my god, man, we have seen some f**k, we've never seen before!

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body?

Oh, I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away.

Stay patient people, stay patient, this is going to be worth it, I promise.

Maybe not, maybe not, but it's worth it to me!

It sure feels like it, so far.

Hello there everybody, welcome to a very special edition of TVTL Live from the American Legion in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Are you ready to make America bring it in?

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

Are you sure? That's what they said on Ask Jeeps.

And we have a show that has been months and months in the making.

It's episode 2,140 in a collector's series.

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