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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

Episode #2139: Talk To The Scale, Because The Heggies Ain't Listening

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

It's the final day of the 2016 TBTL-a-Thon! The Stu-Bot joins Luke and Andrew to discuss Luke's Bolton-esque approach to flaying pizza. Plus, how (and why?) people are cheating with their Fitbits, and why a restaurant is asking people for awful Yelp reviews.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up Kickstarter? I'm Chris. It's battery. I'm Scott through and I'm CC toxic and we are discrete annihilation

0:08.6

And we want you to donate

0:11.6

$750,000 so we can report our five-track debut EP put on a worldwide tour and produce our web exclusive featuring film

0:20.2

Johnny shadow. So who are we discrete annihilation is a brand new band that was formed this summer

0:26.1

We are all white, but do black style raps and combine it with actually good music like electric guitars for $10

0:32.2

You get a digital download of the album and we'll post a picture of you on our bands official Instagram account

0:37.3

Which $25 you get one of my hand drawing funny cartoon character families the Foublers

0:43.2

$4,000 you get the Foublers strong the download Instagram tag and a discrete annihilation

0:48.3

Identification card, which allows you to fly yourself out and be our intern for five thousand dollars

0:53.6

You get the ID card the Foublers drawing the digital download tag Instagram autograph baseball and a dinner date with the Austro

1:01.1

Really and last but not least as a contributor at our executive zombie level for

1:06.7

$100,000 you'll get the Foublers download grand baseball sneaker's bar ID

1:13.7

Bandana dinner date and we'll send you a personalized rap by CC toxic using your damn

1:19.6

Seed off coming out you about to attack you Kevin

1:28.7

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest as you all know first prize is a Cadillac elderado

1:34.9

Anybody want to see second prize second prize is set to stick nice

1:39.8

Third prize is your fire radio so cold you stand up in front of a cold piece of steel called a microphone

1:46.3

No warms no beauty no money. So what I'm understanding here correct me if I'm wrong is that you're not giving me

1:55.0

any money

1:56.2

So now I'm left basically with nothing

1:58.2

I'm left with

2:00.2

Zero which in which what can I do with zero? You know, what can I I can't do anything with it

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