For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammatars.

Such an instrument is the turbo-encapulator. Now, basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the motial interaction of magnetorelectance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with a parametric fam.

Moreover, whenever a fluorescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce soinous soil repleneration.

It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it.

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You know, personally, I do not believe in God because I do not know what that word means.

I do know that it spells Kant backwards though.

Well, thank God we built you! What a blessing for the community!

Burbank's not so bad. No, Burbank's the best.

Congratulations, son. I'm about to make you famous.

All right. Hey there, everybody. Welcome to a Friday afternoon edition of TVTL. This is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Get on the magic carpet, ride.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out.

Well, let me just lay down a little BG on me. I'm coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, which is perched to top Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

No sign of pod dog, because my brother-in-law is here, beginning phase two of some work on Burbank Springs, and that means Rudy the 65 pound yellow lab is just obsessively following them around.

He has a yellow shadow named Rudy, and I, after I pay for food, after I brush that dog off every morning to get the fur off her, after I lay my life down for her, I'm just chopped liver.

Just chopped liver, here doing the pod card.

A pod card that has arrived at episode 2,134 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin.

I very seriously considered changing the name of this podcast to trunk, but I guess the Tribune Media Company, the people that own the Los Angeles Times and the Baltimore Sun and the Chicago Sun Times, I believe it is.

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