Episode #2133: World's Best Chuffenator

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2016

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Daytime Emmy Award-winning host Luke Burbank just found out what it'll take to get his own Emmy trophy, and now he's on the fence about ordering it. Meanwhile, his bitter, awardless co-host Andrew tries to explain his own bad attitude towards award ceremonies. Plus, the Real World is coming back to Seattle. What does this mean for Luke and Andrew?

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dairy!
0:01.0	Gas prices!
0:03.0	Whoa!
0:04.0	Sick and twisted.
0:06.0	Just how we like it.
0:08.0	Organic dog food.
0:11.0	Is it legal to be this insane?
0:14.0	Guess who I got to hang out with this weekend?
0:17.0	You have an ear there?
0:18.0	My family!
0:21.0	Bruce Chandlings.
0:22.0	Excuse me, America.
0:24.0	Do you mind?
0:25.0	Fast food.
0:27.0	Here we go!
0:29.0	Psycho, screwy, and totally unbalanced.
0:33.0	Chandling turns the stand-up stage into a mental institution.
0:37.0	Laser pointers?
0:38.0	You know what I like to do?
0:40.0	I like to take my laser car and drive it off of a laser cliff.
0:45.0	Nothing's off limits to Bruce Chandling right here on ABC, NBC, and Six Flags Magic Mountain.
0:54.0	It's a rarely used device in comedy.
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