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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization.

Also my birthday if you didn't know that.

That's right, I'm 66 years old and I'm 6 months,

but don't let that bother you, it doesn't mean a thing.

If you'd like today to be extra, extra special just like mine is,

all you need is a cup of mugger of glass, a tanker, jowls or stine,

and a candy, jugger of glass, a vessel of any kind.

Fill in with your favorite liquid I like, coffee,

and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine video today.

It makes everything better, it's the birthday sip, and it's coming at you now.

Go.

Oh, extra good.

Oh, I feel the love.

I'm feeling the love.

But we have lots and lots of news to talk about, so I know you want to hear about that.

Top story today, there is a case of a crocodile that had a virgin birth.

It was in captivity for 16 years with no other crocodiles and yet it produced eggs.

So, virgin birth, I have two things to say about that.

Number one, I would wait until the eggs hatch and see if they bear any resemblance to the

habitat keeper who has been carrying and feeding for the alligator for 16 years.

They may have fallen in love, maybe something happened.

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