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ah delightful all right well let's see we got stories turns out New York City

and much of the northeast is under a thick veil of smoke from Canadian

forest fires I'll tell you Canada is just becoming a trouble country isn't it

you know you think they're up there just mine in their own business sip and

some mulls and wrestling with the the the mooses the mice whatever they do

up there I don't really know but it's causing a lot of smoke and we found the

only way to make New York City less hospitable so the good news is it's

sort of good news bad situation so the bad news is it's really hard to breathe

in in New York City so if you're you know if you're going to do calling balls

and strikes you'd say the bad part is they can't breathe and it's giving them

all asthma and headaches that's the bad part with all that smoke on the plus

side you can't see the crime coming I know that's not a lot because the

crime will still come but you don't see it as quickly and I think that's an

upgrade because you'll suffer less because you don't see a comment it still

comes either way so I'd get out of New York City as soon as you get there is

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