Good morning everybody and welcome to the Highlight of Civilization.

Well, maybe we don't know about these UFOs yet, but I think this is the Highlight of Civilization.

Don't let anybody tell you differently.

But if you'd like to take it up to another dimension, well, all you need is maybe a CERN collider,

but you could also use a copper bugger or glass, a tanker, a cellar, a styron, a canteen, a jug, a flask, a vessel of a guide.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like.

Coffee? Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure that don't mean you know the day the thing makes everything better.

It's called Cybeltaneous Sip and it happens now.

Go.

Ah, that's better.

It's better.

So, I don't know if you were checking the news, but turns out,

X-President Trump has been indicted.

Does it feel like we've been here before?

Is this some kind of weird groundhog day situation?

President Trump has indicted.

I just feel like every, I know, six weeks I'm here.

This is the one. This is the one that gets him.

The walls are closing in.

All right, so as you know, the indictments are coming down.

There are going to be seven counts, including espionage and not cooperating with the Department of Justice, I guess.

And we don't know the details yet. They have not been announced, but it looks like he's looking at maybe a life in prison.

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