Episode 213 - Dick on Something Awful

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 188 minutes

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Summary

New Project 2 is globally blacklisted by MasterCard, Lowtax is falsely accused of domestic assault and resigns from Something Awful, voice actors unite to get attention, how Mormon love is better than your love, Nick Rekieta talks Twitch thot lawsuits, the secret of sales, the erasure of history, the NASCAR of nooses, and the show has gone off the rails; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	This is what I'm trying to avoid. I spent, we're watching Caddy Shack last night.
0:07.0	I don't think 80's girl had seen it.
0:09.0	How does that, I know, I haven't, I've seen that movie probably 50 times but not in the last few years.
0:17.4	How does it date?
0:18.4	Does it's like it's like it was made yesterday.
0:21.2	Okay, it is except. It's still that that's why because yeah
0:24.4	except for the college except there's two things that don't the college parts
0:28.9	yes okay like like he's saving up for college in a cookie jar.
0:33.2	Yeah, like ten dollars he's pulling out and he's like, oh, put that back in your college fund.
0:37.8	Like, motherfucker, that will buy a pencil in college.
0:40.4	What are you talking about?
0:41.4	That and that stupid little
0:43.4	marsy darsie look and chick for no reason with the Scottish accent
0:47.6	right no she's okay she holds up well no but I mean what what's even what's
0:52.0	even doing there?
0:53.0	Like, oh, maybe I'm pregnant, maybe I'm, oh, I'm not, okay, great, whatever, who cares?
0:58.0	Show me Bill Murray jacking off at the ball washer.
1:01.0	Yeah, and the part where Chevy Chase is trying to
1:06.3	fuck that girl. Yeah. Because you don't really know how old she is. And she
1:11.2	fucks Danny who you know is 17.
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:15.0	So where...
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