I'm starting my own podcast. Hey, that could be fun. It's for the people who are interested in fonts.

Hi, I'm Brick Heck, and this is The Fondcast, or Footloose and Fonsey Free. Still working on the title.

Today's topic is the raging debate of font versus typeface, and Times New Romans place

in all of it. Then, in our last segment, we'll get into the issue of kerning, which for those

of you who don't know, as if, is the spacing between characters. And remember, your choice of fonts

says more about you than the words it's written in. If you're feeling bold, always italicize.

And don't be afraid to let your freak font fly.

The AM Radio is a viable and modern source for news and entertainment.

Totally. I used to be number one in this town, but people don't listen to AM like they used to.

Seems like it's more about FM and color TV. That's stupid.

It sure is, Gavin. In fact, I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point.

It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio.

Really, seriously, you're not asking me about hostess Twinkies, are you?

You think you're getting behind this microphone?

Having me talk about Twinkies? This is a setup, man. I know it. You people are the worst.

You better finish up that vacuuming. I'm going to have a hot mic in a minute. We're talking

Garamon today.

Good to get any hotter than discussing Garamon. I don't really know. We're going to do our best anyway

on this Monday afternoon edition of TBTL. This right here, this is the show that just might be

too beautiful to live. What's great about it is you don't need a lot of fancy equipment to

listen to the program. You don't need expensive equipment or a special outfit. You don't need those

sneakers that glow in the dark or the ones that pump up with air. I mean, if you do have a special

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