Good morning everybody and it's a memorial day and if you'd like to take a moment of silence

on your end, okay that's good, that's all you need for now.

We don't want to spend it all in the first thing in the morning, you want to take lots of

moments of silence during the day.

Now if you'd like your memorial day to be the most special and oh let's say respectful

whatever, there's something you need that you haven't done yet.

And all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tinkered cell, a styrofoam, a kimchi and

joker flask, a vessel of any kind.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the double-edited other day, it makes everything

better, this one's for our fallen soldiers, for a memorial day, it happens now, go.

All right, in no particular order, my favorite story of the day was the family that claims

they adopted a six-year-old daughter or thought they did, they thought they were adopting

a six-year-old girl from Ukraine, but they believe they got an adult who's pretending

to be a six-year-old girl.

That's not the interesting part.

The interesting part is that this person that they believe is an adult pretending to be

a six-year-old, but other people aren't so sure, she might actually be a kid, but she's

also trying to kill them, yeah, on several occasions she tried to poison them and stab

them and trick the kids into running into traffic.

So she's a murderous, potentially adult pretending to be a six-year-old that got adopted

from Ukraine.

Now, if you were going to try to make an analogy of the Ukraine war and our involvement

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