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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization, the best thing that's ever happened since

possibly the early civilizations before the ice age that were not so sure existed, but I think they did.

If you'd like to take your experience up to post ice age, amazing this. All you need is a copper a mug or a glass,

That's a thanker jealousestine, a kintine,

jugger flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure

of the dopamine here, the day, the thing that makes

everything better today with a collared shirt.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Join me now for the sip, go.

Do I look more cultured with a collared shirt?

All right.

I only put it on because I was cold this morning,

but we're going to do a little test to see

if it increases the audience.

I have a feeling that people, when they see you

with a collared shirt, they're more likely to stay.

What do you think?

Do you think that hypothesis will pan out?

I think when they see you in a t-shirt, they think,

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