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Well, I'd like to introduce the theme for today's show.

The theme is you have to learn the two on the nose filter for identifying fake news.

Now I talk about this all the time, but I'm going to put the current stories into that

filter and see what it tells us.

Now the two on the nose filter works like this.

You hear a story in the news and you say to yourself,

oh my god, my hair is on fire because that thing in the news.

If your first reaction is, that is exactly what I thought the other side was doing.

It's almost certainly not true because in the real world things are messy.

The things are, well, it's a little bit like this, but a little bit like that and a little bit like the third thing.

Rarely ever does the news serve up a perfect story that just fits the narrative.

If it fits the narrative, and there's no rough edges, that's called two on the nose,

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