Episode #2123: Good Cop, Bad Drop

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a very strange run-in with a musician backstage in Portland. Andrew has an uncomfortable interaction at a batting cage in Edmonds, WA. And listeners in Japan taste-test a frozen treat for us.

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0:00.0	Yes, it is daunting. But I did some research on amicable breakups. I visited www.LadiesGoodHealthmag.com
0:08.3	backslash6-relationshipsbackslash867599904 backslash9432m%20.html. Do you know that site?
0:20.9	It's like the human genome project, but instead of mapping DNA, we're trying to make people
0:32.8	stop so hard that they lose their ship. Oh yeah, we're trying to make people real sad on purpose.
0:37.8	One thing I have no shame before another mortal. All my shame is between myself and Christ.
0:44.6	I never dropped my eyes to another human being. My only advice for you is to get a grip.
0:50.0	It's bad, isn't it? It's not great. Let's blow some tiny mines.
0:58.4	All right, we have no choice but to blow some tiny mines with our tiny voices right here right now
1:07.2	on what we're calling a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL the show that just might be
1:13.7	too beautiful to live. You know what? I'm going to blow your mind right now by plugging in my
1:21.8	little computer system. So when I want to play an audio drop for all of you, something like this,
1:30.8	this is an auspicious start, isn't it? When I want to play an audio drop like this,
1:36.0	you're entering a world of pain. I can. Ironic that that was the drop I picked because I'm feeling
1:42.2	like I'm in a world of pain right now. Here I am, by the way, your host, Luke Bourbon. Believe it or not,
1:46.7	I'm a complete catch. Here I am all excited to be back in the comfortable confines of the
1:52.2	Burbank Springs Broadcast Center coming to you from the top of Alabama Hill in Bellingham,
1:58.4	Washington, the Bay City. This is my home studio, my kind of full, you know, full service operation.
2:06.2	Here I can play all my little sound effects. I'm sitting comfortably. I can make myself a cup of tea.
2:11.7	If I need to in the middle of the show, I got my whole setup going here. And then I just fall
2:16.9	flat on my face right at the beginning of episode 2,123 in a collector series. It's because
2:26.7	Poddog is not here to supervise. Poddog is at dog daycare. And I think that's a huge part of
2:34.8	the problem as well. It's like the thing about good oversight. Good kind of guidance leadership
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