Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of your entire life and

civilization itself. And believe me if I could tell you what this show is about

in advance without getting banned I probably would have. See I'm just getting

your interest up here. Oh wow I was laughing about something before I came on

and maybe I'll tell you maybe I won't. But if you'd like this experience to

be optimal all you need is a copper mug or a glass of tanker Chelsea's

Dine. I can't team Joe Geflaske of a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your

favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

The dopamine hit of the day. The thing makes everything better unless you wore a

metal butt plug into the MRI and then this won't help at all.

It happens now. Go.

All right while I was just laughing uncontrollably a minute ago because I saw one of

the memes on the local's platform. Now I don't know if the meme is based on a

real story but I'm going to choose to believe it's real because it's funny. And

the story was that some researchers were studying what the brain skin of women

look like while they were having orgasms. So they invited five women into

masturbate while they were in the MRI. Now that's not really the story because

they got a nice picture of the brain lighting up. The funny part of the story is

how they sold this project. Now they get a grant for that. A Bob. I've got a wild idea.

What? I think we can get money for bringing women into masturbate in front of us and

we'll just put their heads in an MRI and call it science. And the other guy says

you're never going to get away with that. Now watch this and then they put it

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