Episode #2120: Turn In Your Badge And Your Bun

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke joins Andrew at the law offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss modern emojis and their proper use. Plus, Andrew made a big mistake and is hoping the Tens can help. And Luke offers an epilogue on his final hours in rural Texas.

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0:00.0	Listen, every day at around 2.30 my armpits get sweaty.
0:04.3	Okay.
0:05.6	And I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question.
0:08.6	But one day I had to say, who cares?
0:10.8	I have swampy armpits, and I'm gonna answer all the questions I want.
0:13.8	I'm swampy and I'm proud.
0:15.1	Tina, where are you going with this?
0:16.8	I'm saying just because you think something is embarrassing
0:19.2	doesn't mean you have to be embarrassed by it.
0:21.2	We all have our swampy pets.
0:23.0	Why swampy pets is swampy pets?
0:25.3	Mm-hmm.
0:25.8	Have you tried Dad's deal today?
0:27.2	It's like military grade.
0:28.7	He gets it on the dark web.
0:36.2	I'm a man of few words.
0:38.7	But those words will count.
0:40.4	And so will my actions.
0:42.0	You like are definitely...
0:43.8	You're the real thing that a lot of people say.
0:46.4	So, do you think if you weren't,
0:48.4	I mean, if you were less fake,
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