Episode #2119: Ooh-La-La, Y'all

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2016

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Day two of his Texas adventure finds Luke embracing Lone Star culture with open arms and a slight southern drawl. He and Andrew discuss his latest adventures as well as two bonkers stories from the campaign trail: A recording of Donald Trump pretending to be his own spokesperson, and Hillary Clinton's position on alien life forms.

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0:00.0	Listen to the story,
0:02.7	Part to the tale of the good night loving,
0:07.5	Cattle Trail, a story of courage,
0:12.3	An Indian Tricks beginning in 1866.
0:19.6	This is Cattle Country and the great plains of West Texas.
0:23.7	Open to the blue northers of winter and the hot winds of summer.
0:27.8	The land has changed little since June 1866.
0:32.2	When Charles Goodnight and Oliver Loving mangled their herds
0:36.4	to begin the first cattle drive on what was to become the famous Goodnight Loving Cattle Trail.
0:42.5	Today, Goodnight's trail is a highway reaching endlessly into the distance,
0:47.5	backening the motorist on and on.
0:50.2	Charles Goodnight died in his 90s at Saddle Uptime on December 12, 1929.
0:57.2	But his courage and fiery spirit still linger to inspire the adventurer on the Goodnight Loving Trail.
1:06.4	Listen to the story,
1:09.2	Part to the tale of brave men riding on a cattle trail, TVTL.
1:27.2	Hello.
1:38.2	Hey Luke, it's Andrew.
1:40.2	Hey buddy.
1:41.2	Hey, I got a question for you right off the top here that I want to know that I hesitate to ask this.
1:47.7	I don't want to know the answer to this question, but I feel like I need to know.
1:53.2	All right.
1:54.2	Are you wearing a cowboy hat right now?
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