Have you ever had a dream that you had, you could do what you want, you could do something, you want him to do you so much, you could do anything?

Well more bodily functions in the news this morning, the next time you pass gas, make sure no police are around.

Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out?

What?

Do what?

Let the dogs out, you know who let the dogs out?

So I was like, of course, dogs are mammals, right?

Yeah, dogs are mammals, they're humans or no, they're not humans, they're part of the animal kingdom.

But dogs can't talk, so do they have brains?

If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inward.

And that invites disease and death.

For one thing, I have no shame before I know the mortal.

All my shame is between myself and Christ, I never dropped my eyes to another human being.

Let's get one thing straight, I'm the funny guy around here.

Hey there folks, welcome to a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL.

This right here is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Is it too early to fish damage?

Never on this program.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.

Well, let me... I have a whole script I'm following here, so I'll just...

I feel like I need to finish it anyway.

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