Episode 211: Mr. Perfection
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2021
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
It's an all-new YKS! Oh my god! On today's show, which works 60% of the time every time, we're talking about comics with a big goofy dog, the invention that will finally save the boring, dying sport of tennis, and a new frontier in nutrient management. Oh, I'm in a glass case of emotion! Come on in and listen to the show gang, everything's cool. We got the blood lady in here, we got gendercoins, the whole thing. Actually now that I'm writing it out there is a lot of stupid shit in here. Wow. Every week, huh? Okay! That's fine! I'm not even mad you ate the whole wheel of cheese. Anchormen.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters, hope there's decent stuff to suck to, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be the face, my congel, go man. |
| 0:18.0 | That's all, that's all, that's all, I still keep drinking that garbage. |
| 0:23.0 | I still keep drinking it up. |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it, and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your cake starter subs. |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:37.0 | Hey, my KJF. |
| 0:38.0 | I just wanted to run a new bit by you, if you thought I just workshopped this one. |
| 0:44.0 | Thinking about calling all sodas, Dr. Pepsi. |
| 0:50.0 | It's just all sodas. |
| 0:53.0 | Let me know what you think. |
| 0:56.0 | I'll take my notes whenever, bye. |
| 1:02.0 | Hey guys, what's up? |
| 1:04.0 | It's YKS, the world's number one podcast of all time. |
| 1:08.0 | And I'm here with, I guess myself and somebody else also, his name is Jesse. |
| 1:14.0 | And I had to introduce him because I don't remember why. |
| 1:20.0 | Okay, it's because I'm sick. |
| 1:22.0 | It's because I said I'm sick and I want you to, you know, kind of take the reins on this one. |
| 1:26.0 | You said, and what you said, I repeat, was no problem. |
| 1:29.0 | I can do that. |
| 1:30.0 | Yeah, but it's actually a huge problem. |
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