Episode 212: Dan's Growhouse
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2021
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Spider-man, spider-man. Showers however a spider-man does. That's the 212th episode description gang, and I'm not sure it gets any better than that. On today's episode of YKS: The Show, we're revisiting the dying embers of the H*tler meme community, ripping off a rip off of a shitty card game, and blowing up our garages with experimental Musktech. Plus, we're MAKING PEOPLE SICK! with an investigative report from the frontlines of the Franchise Wars. All that and basically nothing else, on an all-new episode of the only podcast on iTunes with a 1-star review that says "not about Kickstarter". Let's go!
Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.
Need more YKS? Oh, god! Well, you'd better check out YKS Premium on Patreon for bonus episodes, ad-free main episodes, and more! This Friday, Mike and JF are going back to school to test their knowledge against your average British Grade 5er in a very special edition of Rubbish Lads. Plus, just yesterday, July's monthly video mailbag hit the Squeeze Louise tier -- we've got all kinda snacks and letters and messages from -- who else, "da fans". Check it out.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the face. |
| 0:15.0 | My congel, go man. |
| 0:18.0 | I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage. |
| 0:23.0 | I told, I still keep drinking it up. |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your cake starter subs. |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:39.0 | Hey guys, I had a few too many adult beverages last night and I called you. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm not sure what I said, but I just wanted to apologize if I was like, |
| 0:49.0 | is that corny to you guys or whatever? |
| 0:51.0 | You don't need to be hearing that, so I'm sorry. |
| 0:55.0 | You dumb mother fuckers. |
| 0:58.0 | I'm just listening to the latest episode of YKS Premium. |
| 1:03.0 | Wait, not the latest episode. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm listening to A episode of YKS Premium. |
| 1:08.0 | And you're doing what to fund and you're picking random people and you're doing it by scrolling through Google Sheets. |
| 1:16.0 | Fuck you. |
| 1:18.0 | So Google random, random number generator and just like be smart for once. |
| 1:28.0 | Hey everybody welcome to YKS Mike, be smart for once. |
| 1:32.0 | Come on, dude. |
| 1:33.0 | What's wrong with you? |
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