Episode 210: May The Clean House Be With You
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2021
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Okay gang I'm gonna level with ya. I'm about to walk out of the door and I'm gonna rush through this episode description so I can leave. I have a bunch of errands to run. Not really fun stuff either but just the kinda thing you gotta do. Let's get it over with! On today's show we have an Apology of the Week AND a Real or Fake...you don't see that too often anymore. Hell, maybe ever. That's right, this is a YKS First: Two Segments! I've heard of a two drink minimum but this is ridiculous. Ok doesn't really make sense but like I said time is of the essence. Some of the Kickstarters we talk about today: a vacuum that looks like a lightsaber, a bar that doesn't serve any alcohol, and a new supplement for dogs who don't like the taste of normal water. Plus, we have a campaign that we actually kinda like. Alright that looks like about the normal length of one of these so I'm gonna take off. You guys enjoy the episode and, as always, if there's some horrible mistake with the publication or content, please don't hesitate to reach out and ruin my day. See ya next week...I'm goin to the store!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of cake starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the face, my congel, go man. |
| 0:18.0 | I told, I told, I told, I told, I still keep drinking that garbage. |
| 0:23.0 | I told, I still keep drinking it up. |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is how cake starters looks. |
| 0:34.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:37.0 | Hey, guys. |
| 0:39.0 | I was wondering why Mike doesn't introduce the show more often. |
| 0:43.0 | I think you do a good job if you're getting that chance. |
| 0:46.0 | All right, let me show. |
| 0:48.0 | Bye. |
| 0:50.0 | Everybody walking to YKS Mike. |
| 0:53.0 | Caller says we need to let you introduce the show. |
| 0:55.0 | What do you say to that? |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:03.0 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:04.0 | I'm going to YKS Mike. |
| 1:07.0 | Caller says we need to let you introduce the show more often. |
| 1:09.0 | What do you say to that, Mike? |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.0 | Pretty good. |
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