Episode #2109: Andrew Deficit Disorder

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew announce the details of the St. Paul live show on June 11th! (Get your tickets here.) Also, a judge has ruled that Seattle sanitation workers can no longer pick through our trash to make sure we're composting correctly. And a little kid makes a big impact at NPR, causing the network to go dark.

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0:00.0	This is my wife Beatrice.
0:01.6	Hello.
0:02.4	How good to meet you.
0:03.6	And I love your brooch.
0:05.2	Thank you.
0:06.2	It's a honey bee.
0:07.7	Oh, bee for Beatrice.
0:09.6	Fun fact about the honey bee.
0:12.2	Do you know how much honey a honey bee produces in its lifetime?
0:17.4	I do not.
0:18.4	Well, it's either surprisingly little or surprisingly a lot.
0:26.9	T-B-T-L.
0:32.3	I've been touring with Fleetwood Mac.
0:34.1	I've been partying with Ariel Speedwagon.
0:36.4	Why have even armed wrestled the We're Wolf and London Warren Z-Bahn?
0:39.8	Well, at midnight, first we're going to take whatever
0:42.9	bingo and other games, you know?
0:44.8	And we're going to buy a quick stop pizza slice.
0:47.3	And I was talking about we might have to go in.
0:49.4	We might have to get biscuits and sketchy ones.
0:53.0	I'm proud to be brainwashed.
0:54.4	I've got a clean brain.
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