I will come to you house. I will go to your refrigerator, fridge fridge your refrigerator. I will take your butter out of your fridge.

I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes.

And I force you to watch me while I eat all your butter that you are going to have a Christmas Eve.

Ning, you will beg and cry and say, no, don't eat all our butter. We need for Christmas. I will say, aha, not my problem.

And take the empty bottle out of fruit on the stairway. I will go home.

TVTN!

How are you long time scholar? First time not giving a sh**ter.

That guy is a little cold. That guy is a little cold.

Don't. That guy is a little cold.

I'm madly along with you and it's up because you have brains or your personality.

God, that was impressive. Thank you. Did you play that out? Yeah, yeah, I thought scripted.

No one is ever going to accuse this show of being overly scripted or overly planned in any way.

That being said, here we are once again together again on the imaginary radio on a Thursday afternoon edition of TVTL.

My name is Luc Burbank. I'm your host. I feel happy on myself.

This right here, this is episode 2,100 and 8 in a collector series.

You got to eat that microphone.

Coming to you from Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City,

Perch to Top, Alabama Hill. I'm sitting here in the Burbank Springs broadcast center right behind me.

Is Paddog? I have been embarking on a Sicilian project today.

I flew back from Portland real early in the morning and got here and then immediately set about trying to dig this two foot deep trench in our yard where we're going to plant some bamboo.

And I was just knee deep in the hoopla. I mean literally like in the trench covered in dirt and Rudy decides when the UPS guy pulls up to run up and climb into his truck.

Into his truck and get under his UPS driving seat.

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