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ah delightful well I don't know if you heard but there was some news last night

ex-president Trump on CNN we'll talk about that in a moment but first some other

palette cleansers before we get to that first headline is sciences bullshit do you need any

details on that just sciences bullshit you good that's all you really need of that one isn't it

well there's a new study that says a third of scientific papers maybe fraudulent the third

now we've heard that half of published papers are not reproducible which means bullshit

but apparently a third of the scientific papers they've got some software that can look for

similarities and plagiarism and and a third of them are just copy-paste stolen from other

science studies a third of scientists are just criminals because they have to publish their

parish so they're just like pulling bits from other people's published work and put it together

in a home and nobody knows and apparently it works because the third of the papers are just

just copied so if you wanted something that would further lower your confidence in the

expert class well there you have it let me ask you this do you remember that reparations were

big news for a while seems like it was in the headlines every other day or so and the committee

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