Pa pa. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of civilization that's called

Scott Adams. Coffee was God Adams. That would be the actual name of it. And aren't you happy

you're here because we're going to have some fun today. The news is serving up some goodness.

The simulation is treating us right. My technology is all working. I feel like everything's going

our way. And we're going to keep that pattern up. And if you'd like to take it to a new level

of wonderfulness, all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tanker, a chalice, a style, a

canteen, a jug of glass, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Enjoying me now for the parallel pleasure, the dopamine, the other day, the thing that makes

everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.

Well, let's talk about some things. A little update on me. Many of you had asked if I could

give you dillbracomics. They're all of my crazy political thoughts. And yes, you can get the whole

package of goodness if you're on the local's platform subscription. As Scott Adams at Locals.com,

you can get the dillbracomic and also the robots-renews comic that I do. It's a little bit edgier.

And all my man cave, live streams, and other goodness. But if you only wanted the comic,

I tried to sign up for Twitter's subscription thing. I'd have a lower price point for people

who just want the comic, no nonsense. However, there is an user interface problem that I can't

yet solve. Some say I just have to wait. In other words, I signed up to offer subscription.

Clicked all the boxes. Everything's complete. But it doesn't offer me any options for tweeting that

way. I know where to look. I know what it's supposed to look like. Just nothing happened.

So I don't know if nothing will ever happen. And I'll never be able to figure out how to offer

subscriptions. Or maybe it'll just come alive in a few days because something has to be approved.

I think it might have to go through Apple's approval first. But anyway, that's coming.

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