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That's the kind of day it's going to be. Well how much do I love being right?

Anybody? Anybody? Has anybody noticed I have a special delight whenever I'm

right about something? Well today's one of those days we're going to be talking

about all the big stories, yes, Biden, etc. But my favorite story is that the

up till now quiet Governor Newsom has weighed in on reparations and

ouch, ouch, patting myself on the back too hard ouch, ouch, stop it, stop, stop it. I can't stop patting myself on the

back. And what did Governor Newsom say about the reparations? Well that's not

going to happen. Talk about calling it, talk about calling your shot before you

hear that. I think I called this one pretty far in advance. Yeah and he's such a

weasel but he's good at it. I guess I'm kind of complimenting him in insulting

at the same time. So he comes up with this bullshit explanation that this is my

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