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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 209: Saturday the 14th

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

It's Monday, and you know what that means: we all cross our fingers and hope Apple Podcasts pulls its head out of its ass and delivers this week's episode to thousands of our adoring fans. Assuming it works as intended, this week you're gonna get a great show. Mike and JF are talking Kitchen Time, having a Footnotes Fight, and going Neil DeGrasse Tyson style on the goofs and screw-ups of classic slasher Friday the 13th. Plus, we thank America for all its opportunities, get paid to let a social media company spy on us, and finally talk (at great length, and with impressive detail) about AnimeTube, the Kickstarter that's pissing everyone off this week. This ep is so great that absolutely nothing could derail it, save for a malfunctioning RSS backend in the most popular podcasting app, which has no contact form or accountability whatsoever. Anyway, enjoy!


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


Coming up on this Friday's YKS Premium: Howell Dawdy! Our friend and resident thememaster returns to bullshit around, discuss his greatest podcasting triumph (me), and Name That Toon.


This week's show is sponsored by Honey. It's free and saves you money. Ergo, if you don't use it, you are wasting money. That kind of makes a lot of sense. I'm glad I came up with it. If you'd like to be like ol' JF (or, uh, your personal hero, whoever that is...seems like it should be JF) and save on protein bars for your body or books for your brain, go to JoinHoney.com/yks and download the thing.


YKS is also brought to you by BetterHelp. You know the score with these guys, and it's practically 100-0! They are really running it up. Probably because they're a convenient, affordable, and professional counseling service that's already helping millions of people. But go off I guess. For 10% off your first month, head on over to the website and sign up with our special link. Helps us, helps you. It just makes sense!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters up with these and stuff that's up to you, man.

0:11.0

Cause I'm thinking these would stick in my body to be the fake and fake.

0:15.0

And I can jail, go man.

0:18.0

That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all.

0:23.0

I still keep drinking it up.

0:26.0

Cause I love it.

0:28.0

And I need it.

0:29.0

And this is your kick-starters up.

0:33.0

The podcast.

0:37.0

Hey, Spike and DB.

0:39.0

I just wanted to know if you guys have thoughts on the garbage disposal function of many modern kitchens.

0:46.0

Because I'm living without one.

0:49.0

And it's real pain in the ass during kitchen time.

0:52.0

And I don't know, it just feels like really out of your control to collect all the rights and the positive that's going down there.

1:00.0

Maybe you guys both have garbage disposal.

1:03.0

I'm sure you've not had them at some times.

1:07.0

There's something you can say about it.

1:09.0

And yeah, do you have them?

1:12.0

Would you suggest I get one?

1:15.0

Answer me.

1:19.0

Everybody welcome to YKS Mike.

1:22.0

That might just be the best voicemail we've ever gotten.

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