Episode 210 - Dick on Calling the Police

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2020

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

SWAT waiters, defunding the police, too much circle meat, old men falling down, Smash Brothers coaching, Black Lives Matter killed the COVID hoax, juggling two women, Xanax vs. crack cocaine, Maddox appropriate's his ex-girlfriend's culture of victimhood, Nickelodeon's tutorial on breathing, wearing earrings wrong, women can't do simple math, and not having an honest conversation about race; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	If we were just kids we believed anything.
0:04.0	Yeah that our parents stopped the hoverboard from hitting the market.
0:08.0	Remember that?
0:10.0	Sons of Bitches.
0:11.0	Yeah a bunch of parents got together and it, but they had it worked totally worked totally worked
0:16.9	seen it. Yeah, but my uncle works at Mattel. Yeah, but they a of moms, like the PTA got together and just,
0:25.0	they didn't want them redding at school, so sucks.
0:29.0	Can you bump me up a little bit?
0:31.0	Could have had the hoverboard.
0:32.0	Could have had the hoverboard.
0:33.9	God damn moms fuck this right away from the early age.
0:37.2	Yeah.
0:38.5	Clingon was the fastest growing language.
0:41.0	Moms killed the hoverboard.
0:43.0	What else?
0:45.0	Yeah, well, there's lots of those.
0:47.0	Do do do do do.
0:48.0	Vermin Supreme calling in today.
0:50.0	Oh, cool.
0:51.0	Can't wait to find out if the Libertarian Party is like an HOA.
0:55.1	Oh.
0:56.1	I've got that to ask him.
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