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I tried squirrel noises, smelling salts, open tuna cans, everything, but he wouldn't stir.

So I buried him in a small makeshift cemetery. I found a mile into the woods behind the store.

It was a very tasteful ceremony, I assure you. I said a little prayer and then I

took some of his precious pumpkin spice latte and poured one out for him and tribute.

Well, I'm sorry that you couldn't be there anyway.

I know that today it will be hard to focus on the stories with the book.

Sorry. As I was saying, I know that it will be hard to focus on today's story.

Must be my Rumba. Let me try that again.

Did you hear that? What could that possibly be?

Oh! Oh my god, Malachi, is that you? Oh! Malachi, Malachi, I'm so glad you're back.

I mean, scientifically I don't understand how it's possible, but I'll take it.

Regards can't be choosers, right, pal? Oh, dear listener, I'm so sorry.

Why don't I pop in a new tape for you? Well, Malachi and I reunite.

Oh, that's okay, that's that sounded weird, but okay, here we go, little buddy.

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