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Oh, hello dear customers. Welcome, welcome. I have been waiting for you.

You know, since I've seen you last, I have received bags of mail asking about Malachi,

and why he doesn't travel with me. Navigating the rockstar lifestyle of late night paranormal

AM radio. Well, that's because Malachi's home is here at Radio Rental. Getting him out of here

is harder than giving him his bubble bath. Truly, I think he has a gorofobia or something.

He literally won't go outside ever. And that's okay. We have installed several systems here to keep

him fed and cleaned. I can also communicate via walkie-talkie when we can't be together.

Malachi, come in Malachi. I just told Aunt for a second, it takes him a little while for him.

To get his little paws over the... Oh, I read you loud and clear. Good work, Malachi.

No, Malachi, you've had too many. Do not become addicted to pumpkin spice lattes.

They will take hold of you and you will resent their absence. Malachi likes the pumpkin spice lattes,

but like many this time of year, he overdoses it. He won't even touch his kibbles in the fall,

unless I drizzle a little pumpkin spice powder over them. What a diva.

What? How dare you? Someone is very full of themselves today.

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