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No, Alec, I know it's a jump to the left. Then a step to the right.

Then put your hands on your hips. Oh, come on, man. You can't just gyrate, Willie Nilly.

Idiot. Oh, hello, hello, welcome.

Welcome. Oh, we are planning something very, very special here at Radio Rental today.

We are planning to go viral. Well, basically we have no other option.

Our modest little establishment here has run into some hard times again.

I've even had to sell an entire shelf from one of my favorite directors, Luccio Fulci.

Have you ever seen a lizard in a woman's skin? How about don't torture a duckling?

Haha, I kept those two just in case. Hmm, obscure.

Anywho, none of my attempts at promotion have worked thus far. I did everything I could think of.

So Malachai and I are starting a tick-tack. Tuck, tick-tuck, talk.

We are tick-talking. Now we're starting to talk. Apparently this is the only way to bring in

customers from the Generation Z, no matter how much they may terrify me. So we have been practicing

our dance moves. Back in the old day promotion was so easy you could just hand out a few flyers,

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