Episode #2092: That's The Burrito Talking
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2016
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew explain how to eat messy burritos while driving. Luke's method involves something like a space-vacuum. Plus, Andrew's theory on how to improve Hollywood films using badminton and hot dogs. And we say goodbye to the amphibious rebel commander who taught us all to be wary of traps.
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| 0:00.0 | Pairs nice. Yes, one of nature's most delectable fruits. Mm-hmm. Excuse me sir. How much for this? Those are 50 cents |
| 0:06.2 | Well, I won't pay full price so I'll give you a dime the 50 cents buddy. Very well. I'll drop you a quarter. No, okay? |
| 0:12.6 | 35 cents. I don't have time for this friggin' |
| 0:15.0 | Give me the 30 cents. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I taught you down. Good barter. There you go |
| 0:20.6 | All right, Boza. Thank you. I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now. It's like my new thing |
| 0:30.6 | I don't have a soul, but I guess |
| 0:32.8 | That's an intergalactic space greeting. It means hello space brothers. I don't know |
| 0:37.5 | Maybe part of it's the fact that you're in a hurry. You've grown up on instant orange juice flip a dial instant entertainment dial seven digits |
| 0:45.0 | Instant communication |
| 0:46.4 | Turnicky push a pedal instant transportation flash a card instant money shove in a problem push a few buttons instant answers |
| 0:53.2 | Discmans and floppy discs and zip drives. These are discs answering machines |
| 0:59.3 | Intend new power glove. You seem to me to be a pretty righteous ombre. I wish you were my grandpa |
| 1:05.6 | Dude, give me a brag. Give us the real deal. We're out of here |
| 1:14.4 | Time for an instant podcast on this Wednesday afternoon edition of TBTL the show |
| 1:21.3 | That just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:23.5 | Do you need an extra little bit of love and it's also the show that brings you just an extra little bit of love and my name is Luke |
| 1:30.2 | Burbank. I'm your host coming to you from Bellingham, Washington |
| 1:33.8 | The Bay City. Hi, everybody |
| 1:37.0 | Hurt your top Alabama Hill here at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center |
| 1:41.6 | Pod dog. Yeah, it's right back there |
| 1:45.4 | passed out on her pod bed under her painting of herself |
| 1:51.3 | Uh without a care in the world here on episode |
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